Roller Rage 2026 Rundown

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Last weekend at the Hall of Dames, Arizona Derby Dames presented Roller Rage, a three-day open gender banked track tournament featuring 13 different "borderless" teams. These teams consist of some of the best of the best from throughout the banked and flat track realms. A total of 24 games were played. The first 22 games were "half bouts" with only two 15-minute quarters and the final two games, the championship games were full bouts consisting of four 15 minute periods.

Teams were placed in one of two "brackets":

Bracket 1 included Awesome Skate Stars, Calsquad, Clown Town, Midway Magic and Roll Modelz. Roll Modelz is a team featuring all alumni of junior roller derby.

Bracket 2 included Colorado Banked Derby, Divergence Roller Derby, Iron Front, Jawbreakers, Lockeford Elite, Team Badass Derby, The Trans Agenda and the Trash Pandas.

An additional team, Rollin' With The Homies was originally scheduled to play but they backed out within the last few days prior to the tournament.

Here is our quick rundown of each of the 24 bouts.

Editor's note: I did not receive any written rosters so there's a possibility I may mis-spell or mis-name a skater. Please accept our apologies as we are only able to go off of what was announced during the event.

Friday, January 16

Game 1 - Iron Front 232 ~ Trash Pandas 2: Iron Front's Quadzilla, Quadsimoto, Dirty Carrie and NC Jammer had 15 point jams. Quadzilla and Dirty Cari also had 14 point jams. Period scoring: Iron Front 116-116 ~ Trash Pandas 2~0. Widest margin: 230. This bout has been ranked #4 on the Michi-chan Sports DerbyData Biggest Arizona Blowouts of All Time.

Game 2 - Clown Town 84 ~ Midway Magic 44: Clown Town Sockher Blue had a 14 point jam and Bones had a 15 point jam. Period scoring: Clown Town 44-40 ~ Midway Magic 21-23. Widest margin: 44. Clown Town outscored Midway Magic 14 to 7 jams (In 14 jams, Clown Town scored more points than Midway Magic).

Game 3 - The Trans Agenda 162 ~ Divergence Roller Derby 30: Trans Agenda's Thigh Voltage had a 15 point jam, Ben Tong with a 14 point jam. Period scoring: The Trans Agenda 87~75 ~ Divergence 15-15. Widest margin: 132.

Game 4 - Calsquad 54 ~ Roll Modelz 92 : 14 point jams for Calsquad's Deez and Roll Modelz' Lemony Stitches. This game had 5 lead changes. Period scoring: Calsquad 32-22 ~ Roll Modelz 40-52. Roll Modelz outscored Calsquad 10 to 7 jams. Widest margin: 38.

Game 5 - Lockeford Elite 141 ~ Team Badass Derby 19: Lockeford's Roller Candy picked up a 15 point jam and Tara Totts picked up two 15 point jams. Period scoring: Lockeford Elite 76-65 ~ Team Badass Derby 13-6. Lockeford Elite outscored Team Badass Derby 19 to 4 jams. Widest margin: 124.

Game 6 - Clown Town 44 ~ Roll Modelz 79: Roll Modelz' Sirius had a 12 point jam and Lemony Stitches had a 10 point jam. All other jams were less than 10 points. Period scoring: Clown Town 23-21 ~ Roll Modelz 44-35. Even though Roll Modelz won this bout, Clown Town did "win" more jams, 12-9. Widest margin: 38.

Game 7 - Colorado Banked Derby 129 ~ Jawbreakers 28: Colorado Banked Derby's CBD Pocket Rocket with two 15 point jams. Period scoring: Colorado Banked Derby 75-54 ~ Jawbreakers 14-14. Colorado Banked Derby outscored Jawbreakers 21 to 5 jams. Widest margin: 101.

Game 8 - Awesome Skate Stars 106 ~ Midway Magic 104: This was truly a nailbiter bout which included 9 lead changes. Mr. Testosterone had two 20 point jams. In the second to the last jam, Midway Magic was up 100~76, Awesome then achieved two 15 point jams from Nova and Falcon Punch to put Awesome over for the win. Awesome outscored Midway 15 to 12 jams. Period scoring: Awesome Skate Stars 49-57 ~ Midway Magic 63-41. Widest margin: 28.

Game 9 - Team Badass Derby 98 ~ Trash Pandas 54: Team Badass' Beater Juice and Smack Rat both had 15 point power jams. Each team outscored the other team in 12 jams each. Period scoring: Team Badass Derby 34-64 ~ Trash Pandas 38-16. Widest margin: 44.

Game 10 - Colorado Banked Derby 125 ~ The Trans Agenda 25: Colorado Banked Derby's Sam Antics and Criminally Insane scored 15 point jams, so did Sir Ma'am from Trans Agenda. Colorado Banked Derby outscored Trans Agenda 18 to 3 jams. Period scoring: Colorado Banked Derby 69-56 ~ The Trans Agenda 3-22. Widest margin: 109.

Saturday, January 17

Game 11 - Clown Town 134 ~ Calsquad 28: Clown Town's Gare Bear with a 20 point jam. Clown Town outscored Calsquad 15 jams to 4. Period scoring: Clown Town 67-67 ~ Calsquad 16-12. Widest margin: 106.

Game 12 - Lockeford Elite 201 ~ Jawbreakers 29: Lockeford Elite's CBD Hits with a 20 point jam. Lockeford outscored Jawbreakers 20 jams to 4. Period scoring: Lockeford Elite 98-103 ~ Jawbreakers 20-9. Widest margin: 172.

Game 13 - Awesome Skate Stars 46 ~ Roll Modelz 130: Awesome's Falcon Punch had a 20 point jam. Roll Modelz outscored Awesome 16 jams to 8. Period scoring: Awesome Skate Stars 14-32 ~ Roll Modelz 77-53. Widest margin: 86.

Game 14 - Iron Front 138 ~ The Trans Agenda 42: Iron Front's Quadzilla and Skelatori as well as Trans Agenda's Sir Ma'am with 15 point jams. Iron Front outscores Trans Agenda 19 jams to 6. Period scoring: Iron Front 88-50 ~ The Trans Agenda 23-19. Widest margin: 96.

Game 15 - Awesome Skate Stars 36 ~ Clown Town 83: This was a low scoring game with 10 point jams for Skid Vicious, Gare Bear and Bones on Clown Town as well as Awesome's Wombo Combo. Clown Town outscores Awesome 15 jams to 9. Period scoring: Awesome Skate Stars 16-20 ~ Clown Town 40-43. Widest margin: 57.

Game 16 - Divergence 71 ~ Team Badass Derby 83: 10 point jams for Onyx and Pi R Squared on Divergence (Pi's jam was a penalty jam). For Team Badass, Zombie Cat had two 10 point jams and Beater Juice had one. In the 5th jam of the game, Divergence's Velosa Rector took a hit on the backstretch and went down resulting in an extended injury delay with an ambulance call. Michi-chan Sports was later advised that she did go in for emergency surgery. We have no information on the extent of their injury or their current condition. Period scoring: Divergence 38-33 ~ Team Badass Derby 49-34. Widest margin: 34.

Game 17 - Midway Magic 91 ~ Calsquad 82: For Midway, Mr. Testosterone had 15 and 14 point jams. Calsquad's Maliboomer had a 15 point jam. Midway outscores Calsquad 13 jams to 10. Period scoring: Midway Magic 50-41 ~ Calsquad 29-53. Widest margin: 25.

Game 18 - Iron Front 150 ~ Jawbreakers 20: Iron Front's Quadzilla achieved three 15 point jams in this bout. Iron Front outscored Jawbreakers 19 jams to 4. Period scoring: Iron Front 102-48 ~ Jawbreakers 5-15. Widest margin: 130.

Game 19 - Trash Pandas 24 - Colorado Banked Derby 195: For Colorado, Johnny Pocket Rocket and Sam Antics both had 20 point jams. Criminally Insane had a 19 point jam. Colorado outscored Trash Pandas 15 to 4 jams. Period scoring: Trash Pandas 5-19 ~ Colorado Banked Derby 98-97. Widest margin: 171.

Game 20 - Divergence 44 ~ Lockeford Elite 185: For Lockeford, two 20 point jams for CBD Hits. Lockeford outscores Divergence 15 jams to 7. Period scoring: Divergence 16-28 ~ Lockeford Elite 91-94. Widest margin: 141.

Bracket standings

In the first bracket, the order of finish was (1) Roll Modelz (3-0/52.3), (2) Clown Town (3-0/39.5), (3) Midway Magic (1-2/-11.0), (4) Awesome Skate Stars (1-2/-43.0) and (5) Calsquad (0-3/-51.0). Calsquad is eliminated from the tournament.

In the second bracket, the order of finish was (1) Iron Front (3-0/152.0), (2) Lockeford Elite (3-0/145.0), (3) Colorado Banked Derby (3-0/124.0), (4) Team Badass Derby (2-1/-22.0), (5) The Trans Agenda (1-2/-21.3), (6) Divergence (0-3/-95.0), (7) Jawbreakers (0-3/-134.3) and (8) Trash Pandas (0-3/-148.3). The Trans Agenda, Divergence, Jawbreakers and Trash Pandas were eliminated from the tournament.

The top four teams in each bracket move forward to Sunday.

Sunday, January 18

Game 21 (Bracket 2-Third Place Game) - Colorado Banked Derby 139 ~ Team Badass Derby 23: Colorado's Breezy had a 14 point jam. Colorado outscored Team Badass 19 jams to 3. Period scoring. Colorado Banked Derby 66-73 ~ Team Badass Derby 11-12. Widest margin: 116.

Game 22 (Bracket 1-Third Place Game) - Awesome Skate Stars 92 ~ Midway Magic 106: Midway's Mr. Testosterone had a 20 point jam. There were 7 lead changes in this game. Awesome outscores Midway 13 jams to 12 (despite Midway scoring the most points). Period scoring: Awesome Skate Stars 50-42 ~ Midway magic 56-50. Widest margin: 116.

The final two games were full 60 minute games (four 15-minute periods):

Game 23 (Bracket 2-Championship Game) - Iron Front 162 ~ Lockeford Elite 160: For Iron Front, Quadzilla and Skelatori both had 15 jams. Slick Mick had a 15 point jam for Lockeford. Despite Iron Front's win, Lockeford outscored Iron Front 24 jams to 22. Period scoring: Iron Front 30-29-55-48 ~ Lockeford Elite 58-49-25-28. Widest margin: 58.

Game 24 (Bracket 1-Championship Game) - Roll Modelz 91 ~ Clown Town 64: Clown Town's Baby Stelly with a 15 point jam. Both teams had high scores in the same number of jams (22). Period scoring: Roll Modelz 50-35-43-42 ~ Clown Town 28-28-36-43. Widest margin: 50.

MVP Awards

Awesome Skate Stars: (Blocker) Scara, (Jammer) Princess Slaya, (Overall) Wombo Combo.

Calsquad: (Blocker) Slammy, (Jammer) Sammy Deez, (Overall) Bubbles.

Colorado Banked Derby: (Blocker) Breezy, (Jammer) Johnny Pocket Rocket, (Overall) Sam Antics.

Clown Town: (Blocker) Scara Nager, (Jammer) Gare Bear, (Overall) Stitches.

Divergence: (Blocker) Whisk Her Away, (Jammer) Pi R Scared, (Overall) E-Ball.

Iron Front: (Blocker) Nikki Badazz, (Jammer) The Dude, (Overall) Shady Hawkins.

Jawbreakers: (Blocker) Gay of Reckoning, (Jammer) Ice Cole, (Overall) Surf Blades.

Lockeford Elite: (Blocker) Slick Mick, (Jammer) CBD Hits, (Overall) Lickety Split.

Midway Magic: (Blocker) Draft Punk, (Jammer) Guy Sir, (Overall) Cat Daddy.

Role Modelz: (Blocker) Lightning McQueen, (Jammer) Skatenstein, (Overall) Mimi Mauler.

Team Badass Derby: (Blocker) Nancy, (Jammer) Beater Juice, (Overall) Stiletto Strangler.

The Trans Agenda: (Blocker) Inga Neer, (Jammer) Sir Ma'am, (Overall) Scrape Goat.

Trash Pandas: (Blocker) Squeezer, (Jammer) Holly Would, (Overall) Rosie.

Tournament MVPs: (Blocker) Thigh Voltage, (Jammer) Sirius, (Overall) Rubenator.

Again, my apologies if I misspelled a name. Congratulations to all of the winners and thank you to everyone. Please come back to Arizona next year. We'll see you then (hopefully this time, in person, I am working on that!!).

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